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No Survivors. No Mercy. No Filter.

We Will
Destroy
Your Friend💀

Feed us the details. We'll craft a roast so brutal they'll question their entire existence. Feelings will be hurt. Friendships will be tested.

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Egos Destroyed
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Brutality Rating
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Mercy Given

⚠ Side effects include: crying, unfriending, and a sudden need for therapy

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The Target

Who are we obliterating today?

Their real name. We need it for maximum psychological damage.

What do people call them behind their back?

Helps calibrate the life-failure references.

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Physical Evidence

Select everything that applies. Be ruthless. Be specific.

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Personality Crimes

What makes them genuinely unbearable? Don't hold back.

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Embarrassing Habits

The stuff they do that they think nobody notices. We notice.

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Mug Shot

Attach their face to the crime scene. Optional but devastating.

Drop their photo here

or choose how to add the evidence

JPG, PNG, WEBP — appears on the roast receipt

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Damage Level

Choose your weapon. Choose wisely.

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Burn Intensity

Level 5 means they'll need a support group.

Hot

Standard roast temperature. Respectable damage.

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Warning: RoastMyBuddy is for entertainment only. Only roast people who know they're being roasted and can take a hit. We are not responsible for hurt feelings, ended friendships, or existential crises. You brought this on yourself.